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Everything's Rosy

by Shy Crooner

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1.
Well I’m down here in the Valley Beneath volcanoes of debt They say Heaven hangs so high above But the light hasn’t reached me yet You say I’m just a petty Breakman You say it’s a Conductor that you want But don’t you know the Conductor just leads you on And only the Breakman can get you off
2.
Well I sat down to write you a letter And put down what I have in my heart I tried again and again With a paper and pen I got a wastebasket full Of unworthy starts So I leaned back and turned on the T.V. And I starred at the flicking lights I watched a show or two I was vaguely amused And then I undressed and turned myself In for the night I’m pretty sure I didn’t dream nothing Or if I did, I just can’t recall And as I got out of bed I had nothing in my head Or if I did, it wasn’t important at all I don’t think of you very often Some days I do, and some days I don’t And if you ask if I will Try to write to you again still Maybe I will . . . Then again, maybe I wont
3.
Woah, oh, oh. Yes? No.
4.
I’m getting drunk in the kitchen darling I sneak them in where nobody sees Where my thoughts are as filthy as the dishes And the oven’s as hollow as me We’ll I need money, like a baker kneads dough Don’t the fridge and the freezer make a lovely combo? I’m getting drunk in the kitchen darling I wish you’d just let me be Or else, come get drunk with me!
5.
Well, you just missed The Cigarette Girl I don’t believe she’ll be coming round again They say smoke ‘em while you got ‘em They say you got to get ‘em while you can But come this time tomorrow She won’t be lugging her tray around She’s packing up her uniform Nobody will be flagging her down
6.
Time Capsule 00:35
My heart is like a paper towel Being wrung like a bell You can’t have a word without a vowel (Daddy? Would you like to put something . . .?) You can’t have a curse without a spell (Daddy? Would you like to put something in my time capsule?) Yes, I would.
7.
Merry Andrew 01:35
Come listen to my story I’ll tell you no lie How a Merry Andrew conquered From the top of the Great Divide He shouted from the mountain Each channel amplified And it echoed through the country From the top of the Great Divide He saw the wounds of the people And he tore them open wide Torn like the snow that’s melting At the top of the Great Divide From the peak of the mountain Some go left, and some go right But some toil on the ridgeline At the top of the Great Divide Merry Andrew, Merry Andrew Won’t you tell me your mind? Do you intend to rule from The top of the Great Divide?
8.
I tell you this, my only son For you are old enough now to know There is only sky above you And only earth below And I send you out past the horizon Past these estuaries of love and hate On a boat just big enough for one Through the seas of chance to the shores of fate
9.
Typical Week 00:54
Monday, magnificent, Monday I bask in the glory of the light But by the time Tuesday comes I’m just a regular bum Don’t give a dam what’s wrong Don’t give a dam what’s right And Wednesday I feel pain so deeply But Thursday I just turn a blind eye And you know I can’t recall Friday or Saturday at all But come Sunday . . . Come Sunday . . . Come Sunday I’m ready to die.
10.
Wedding Song 01:33
Wedding Song Picked up a Quarter from the floor Of my own house And felt so lucky Turned on the Radio and listened To the traffic and the weather Sunny day, seventy-five Highways clear as the sky So I dug out my best suit A perfect day for a wedding Let us renew the vows between Coincidence and premonition Let us renew the vows between Evidence and intuition Let us renew the vows between Scientist and politician

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Unedited, unmastered, and occasionally unrehearsed, this collection of tracks includes the intimate home recordings of songwriter Shy Crooner.

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released June 20, 2017

All songs written and preformed by Shy Crooner.
This album is produced by Getzmore Cash.
Cover photography and album art by Bryan Schneider.

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Shy Crooner New York, New York

Shy Crooner is a songwriter based in New York City. He is best known for his songwriting collaborations with Edwin Duke in The Crooner & Duke Revue.

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